29 7 / 2014

cleispress:

aeternamente:

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

Cheeri-Os

I think Special K Bliss can be left alone.

cleispress:

aeternamente:

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

Cheeri-Os

I think Special K Bliss can be left alone.

(Source: thewhatever, via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

srsfunny:

Japan Has The Best Commercialshttp://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

srsfunny:

Japan Has The Best Commercials
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

(via simplycrazyhunter)

29 7 / 2014

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

theraginazian:

desmond-the-creppy-bear:

srsfunny:

Soft rocks…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

can you imagine though

you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won

What the fuck is wrong with you…

(via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

flabbergastedfluffles:

ICE TEA IMPORTED FROM ENGLAND.

LIFEGUARDS IMPORTED FROM SPAIN.

TOWELS IMPORTED FROM TURKEY.

and TURKEY IMPORTED FROM MAaAaINE. 

You’re lying if you say you didn’t sing this

(Source: defendthemoment, via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

29 7 / 2014

serasvictorianolifequeen:

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

image

wait there’s PORN on netflix?

(Source: kaijuno, via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via badassgiraffes)

29 7 / 2014

hellasexykingston:

jagerbooty:

kenrezi:

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

image

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

do it guys

omg

Do it guys! I beg you!

(via brokje)